River

River
River is a human fighter. He will constantly complain about being low health despite having more health than the designated tank Paladin of Critical Strike, Throkk Dumein, and he is known for taking no action or making any integral decisions. The rest of the party sometimes wonder if River has any intellectual makeup.

Appearance
Even he doesn't know

Personality
Doodoo

Background
River had once worked in the city of Aurora as a wine mover, but due to his weak arms he smashed plenty on accident. His temporary boss had promised to pay him 5gp but dropped that price to 5cp due to his performance. Because River saw this as unfair, he lied to two children to beat up his former boss.

River has also worked in the entertainment business within Aurora as a birthday clown. He is capable of making amazing flips and performing juggling. However, rumors have speculated that River had impersonated a clown and has no clowning license.